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Harry Goldberg has been elected the next president of the United States--the first Jewish boy to reach the Whitehouse. He is very proud and phones his mother in New York to invite her to the inauguration. Harry: Momma, guess what! I've just been elected president, won't you come to my inauguration?
Mother: Harry! You know I hate trains. I can't face the journey all the way to Washington.
Maybe next time.
Harry: Momma! You will take no train. Air Force One will collect you.
The journey will be over in 30 minutes. Come to my inauguration, please...
Mother: Harry, I hate hotels. The non-kosher food! Nahh, maybe next time.
Harry: Momma!! You will stay in the White House, a kosher chef to yourself. PLEASE come.
Mother: Harry! I have nothing to wear! Harry: I have someone on his way to take you to Macy's and Bloomingdale's to make you look perfect. You must come!!!
Mother: Okay, okay, I suppose I will come. Inaugaration day comes. Mother is on the front row, next to the Secretary of State. Harry is called up to become the next president. Mother digs the Secretary of State in the ribs and says, "Hey, you see that boy Harry? His brother is a very successful doctor!"

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Harry

Goldberg

has

been

elected

the

next

president

of

the

United

States



the

first

Jewish

boy

to

reach

the

Whitehouse



He

is

very

proud

and

phones

his

mother

in

New

York

to

invite

her

to

the

inauguration



Harry:

Momma



guess

what



I

ve

just

been

elected

president



won

t

you

come

to

my

inauguration





Mother:

Harry



You

know

I

hate

trains



I

can

t

face

the

journey

all

the

way

to

Washington





Maybe

next

time





Harry:

Momma



You

will

take

no

train



Air

Force

One

will

collect

you





The

journey

will

be

over

in

30

minutes



Come

to

my

inauguration



please









Mother:

Harry



I

hate

hotels



The

non

kosher

food



Nahh



maybe

next

time





Harry:

Momma





You

will

stay

in

the

White

House



a

kosher

chef

to

yourself



PLEASE

come





Mother:

Harry



I

have

nothing

to

wear



Harry:

I

have

someone

on

his

way

to

take

you

to

Macy

s

and

Bloomingdale

s

to

make

you

look

perfect



You

must

come









Mother:

Okay



okay



I

suppose

I

will

come





Inaugaration

day

comes



Mother

is

on

the

front

row



next

to

the

Secretary

of

State



Harry

is

called

up

to

become

the

next

president



Mother

digs

the

Secretary

of

State

in

the

ribs

and

says



"Hey



you

see

that

boy

Harry



His

brother

is

a

very

successful

doctor

"



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