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A nice Jewish girl brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiance to his study for schnapps.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiance.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar." the father says.
"Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiance insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks "so nu? How did it go?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

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A

nice

Jewish

girl

brings

home

her

fiance

to

meet

her

parents



After

dinner



her

mother

tells

her

father

to

find

out

about

the

young

man



He

invites

the

fiance

to

his

study

for

schnapps





"So

what

are

your

plans

"

the

father

asks

the

fiance





"I

am

a

Torah

scholar

"

he

replies





"A

Torah

scholar

"

the

father

says





"Admirable



but

what

will

you

do

to

provide

a

nice

house

for

my

daughter

to

live

in



as

she

s

accustomed

to

"



"I

will

study

"

the

young

man

replies



"and

God

will

provide

for

us

"



"And

how

will

you

buy

her

a

beautiful

engagement

ring



such

as

she

deserves

"

asks

the

father





"I

will

concentrate

on

my

studies

"

the

young

man

replies



"God

will

provide

for

us

"



"And

children

"

asks

the

father



"How

will

you

support

children

"



"Don

t

worry



sir



God

will

provide

"

replies

the

fiance





The

conversation

proceeds

like

this



and

each

time

the

father

questions



the

fiance

insists

that

God

will

provide





Later



the

mother

asks

"so

nu



How

did

it

go

"



The

father

answers



"He

has

no

job

and

no

plans



but

the

good

news

is

he

thinks

I

m

God

"



 Good Luck!